Children Explain Angels

  • I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold.   —Gregory, age 5
  • Everybody’s got it all wrong. Angels don’t wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it.   —Olive, age 9
  • Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. —Mitchell, age 7
  • Angels don’t eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows!!!  —Jack, age 6
  • When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there’s a tornado.  —Reagan, age 10
  • Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. —Sara, age 6
  • All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys didn’t go for it. —Antonio, age 9